On receiving Orcrist at the end of filming The Hobbit [x]
- Frodo: But my own adventure turned out to be quite different. I'm not like you, Bilbo.
- Bilbo: SON DONT BE SHITTIN ME I FOUGHT A FUCKING DRAGON AND I WAS LIKE BEST FRIENDS WITH DWARVEN ROYALTY DAMN RIGHT U AINT LIKE ME
- Bilbo: My dear boy.
War is what happens when language fails.