Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.

Javert to Valjean, Book IV




I really just want someone to rewrite the entire twilight series and make it about Charlie okay

My Daughter’s Dating a Fucking Vampire 

The Vampire Tried To Die But My Dumb Bitch Daughter Saved It

Now She’s ENGAGED To It

It Got Her Pregnant I’m Gettin’ Real Tired Of This Vampire’s Shit


'I’ll make you mine,' lovers said in old books. They never said, 'I’ll make you me.'

Margaret Atwood, Oryx and Crake